The "Not-Mostly-Carbon" List
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 7:51 am
Since most other big religions have a list of banned things (including food, people and sexual preferences), I now present the NMC (Not Mostly-Carbon) List of the Smiters of Iniquity:
1) Tom Cruise
2) Robert Mugabe
3) McDonald's
4) The cast of "Backstage"
5) Pastor Fred Phelps
6) Adolf Hitler
7) George W Bush
8) GNU (not the animal)
9) Big Brother Nigeria
10) France
11) Celine Dion
12) Rapists
13) Murderers
14) Bill Gates
15) Bob (see GATR*)
* Gospel according to Randolph
1) Tom Cruise
2) Robert Mugabe
3) McDonald's
4) The cast of "Backstage"
5) Pastor Fred Phelps
6) Adolf Hitler
7) George W Bush
8) GNU (not the animal)
9) Big Brother Nigeria
10) France
11) Celine Dion
12) Rapists
13) Murderers
14) Bill Gates
15) Bob (see GATR*)
* Gospel according to Randolph