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The "Not-Mostly-Carbon" List

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Since most other big religions have a list of banned things (including food, people and sexual preferences), I now present the NMC (Not Mostly-Carbon) List of the Smiters of Iniquity:

1) Tom Cruise
2) Robert Mugabe
3) McDonald's
4) The cast of "Backstage"
5) Pastor Fred Phelps
6) Adolf Hitler
7) George W Bush
8) GNU (not the animal)
9) Big Brother Nigeria
10) France
11) Celine Dion
12) Rapists
13) Murderers
14) Bill Gates
15) Bob (see GATR*)

* Gospel according to Randolph
Last edited by Randolph on Mon May 29, 2006 10:12 am, edited 2 times in total.
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