The Smiters of Iniquity

Version 1: I've Been Very Bad

Smite me, O thou smiting Smiter
Smiter in this smiting land.
I am weak, but thou art smighty;
Smite me with thy smiting hand.
Smiter of Iniquity, Smiter of Iniquity,
Smite me till you can smite no more;
Smite me till you can smite no more.

Version 2: Tuesday Night Drinking Version

mumble, slur, mumble, mumble smite!
(repeat x 7)