1:1 You can rise up the ranks of the SOI quite quickly if you are a geek, but chances are that if you are already a follower, then you are probably a geek already. Nonetheless, the geek code of conduct is outlined below.
1:2 You use computers (duh). You either use Linux or have a fair knowledge of it. You chat on IRC on a regular-to-semiregular basis. You have an MSN account. You've played games before, and are probably currently involved in a MMORPG even though you still sometimes reminisce about the original Doom.
1:3 You quite enjoy Star Trek. You've seen bits and pieces of all the series. You can speak a little Klingon. You were quite heartsore when Data died at the end of the last movie. You think Kate Mulgrew is way cool but you can't stand the Enterprise series.
1:4 Sex is good, but you sure wish you could have more of it.
1:5 New-Age beliefs are remotely interesting from a purely scholary perspective. But our religion is the best, naturally.
The Gospel of Geekdom
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The Gospel of Geekdom
He who laughs loudest told the joke. He who doesn't laugh IS the joke.
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GASP
Who told you that nerds have people skills? It's a BLASPHEMOUS LIE. You have been DECEIVED. Nerds are BULLY-FODDER. But, since the SOI are a group sympathetic to underdogs, nerds are always welcome.
There's a little "nerd" seed in all of us... waiting to be nurtured...
There's a little "nerd" seed in all of us... waiting to be nurtured...
He who laughs loudest told the joke. He who doesn't laugh IS the joke.