The Official Membership of the SOI

The official Smiters of Iniquity Membership

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The Official Membership of the SOI

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I hereby declare free membership for the first ten disciples in my new religion. Kids, you're going to learn this stuff at school one day, just like I did once upon a time. Now's your chance to be part of something better organised than Christianity, with better food than Judaism, and fewer rules than Islam.

At the moment, we have the following people:

Founder Member:
1. Me (Smiter of Iniquity)

Disciples (in alphabetical order):
1. Flash (Purveyor of DVDs)
2. Smiter Chris (the Fabulous, and second of our flock to stop breathing)
3. Delano (the First Disciple)
4. Smiter Ian (first of our flock to stop breathing)
5. Jeremy (the Prognosticator)
6. Ricky (the Revelator)
7. Steven (the Doubter)
8. Jonathan (the Electric)
9. Shylo (the Voice of Archer)

1. Marinus (High Priestess)
2. Toni (Master Inquisitor)

Honorary Members:
1. Elton John (Official Bitch)
2. Simon Cowell (Vice Bitch)
3. Joseph Kynaston Reeves (Recogniser of Idiots)

There is still one position left for the one-time free special offer of SOI Disciple! Join now!
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