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Don't you think Noeleen wears the stupidest shoes?

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The Gospel of Geekdom

Post by Delano » Thu May 25, 2006 10:45 am

1:1 You can rise up the ranks of the SOI quite quickly if you are a geek, but chances are that if you are already a follower, then you are probably a geek already. Nonetheless, the geek code of conduct is outlined below.
1:2 You use computers (duh). You either use Linux or have a fair knowledge of it. You chat on IRC on a regular-to-semiregular basis. You have an MSN account. You've played games before, and are probably currently involved in a MMORPG even though you still sometimes reminisce about the original Doom.
1:3 You quite enjoy Star Trek. You've seen bits and pieces of all the series. You can speak a little Klingon. You were quite heartsore when Data died at the end of the last movie. You think Kate Mulgrew is way cool but you can't stand the Enterprise series.
1:4 Sex is good, but you sure wish you could have more of it.
1:5 New-Age beliefs are remotely interesting from a purely scholary perspective. But our religion is the best, naturally.
He who laughs loudest told the joke. He who doesn't laugh IS the joke.

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Post by Brendon » Thu May 25, 2006 1:59 pm

What about nerds? Are they only Half-SOI as Geeks are nerds, but with people skills?

EDIT: Who's Noeleen?

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Post by Randolph » Thu May 25, 2006 3:29 pm

http://ncane.com/2b

Noeleen is the reason I was on live television, you ignoramus!

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Post by Brendon » Thu May 25, 2006 5:12 pm

I'm 'foreign' to South Africa now - I don't have time to watch UK television, what makes you think I can watch SA television.

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Post by Delano » Fri May 26, 2006 6:02 am

Who told you that nerds have people skills? It's a BLASPHEMOUS LIE. You have been DECEIVED. Nerds are BULLY-FODDER. But, since the SOI are a group sympathetic to underdogs, nerds are always welcome.

There's a little "nerd" seed in all of us... waiting to be nurtured...
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Post by Brendon » Fri May 26, 2006 4:20 pm

Nerd + (People Skills) = Geek
Nerd - (People skills) = Bully fodder

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