Food Rules of the SOI

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Randolph
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Food Rules of the SOI

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The Smiters of Iniquity support the slaughter of cows, sheep, pig and most other animals for the sake of human consumption. We like our meat, darn it! We however do not approve of human sacrifice, and strongly condemn any violence towards other humans, including rape and murder.

This is just to set the record straight for PETA, those hypocrites who murder "excess" animals while preaching about the wearing of fur. The only reason I can't wear a mink coat is the look of those rats' faces staring at me from my shoulders.

Fur is in! It's cold, darn it!
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Even sacrificing NCO's is not allowed - tom cruise included *grin*
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And also...

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Let it be known to all nations, kindreds, peoples and tongues, burnt food is good, especially if it was prepared at Randolph's house by him and friends :wink:
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Damn straight ... as it were ... yes ...
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