Official Sabbath Day
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 11:10 am
I hereby declare the Sabbath day to be Thursday. This is because all the other days are already taken. I blame daytime television.
Every Thursday, followers of the Smiters of Iniquity are hereby instructed to remember the origins of the universe by participating in daily rituals of working, eating and sleeping.
Dancing pirates are optional.
Every Thursday, followers of the Smiters of Iniquity are hereby instructed to remember the origins of the universe by participating in daily rituals of working, eating and sleeping.
Dancing pirates are optional.