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- Thu May 25, 2006 7:51 am
- Forum: The Gospel
- Topic: The "Not-Mostly-Carbon" List
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The "Not-Mostly-Carbon" List
Since most other big religions have a list of banned things (including food, people and sexual preferences), I now present the NMC (Not Mostly-Carbon) List of the Smiters of Iniquity: 1) Tom Cruise 2) Robert Mugabe 3) McDonald's 4) The cast of "Backstage" 5) Pastor Fred Phelps 6) Adolf Hit...
- Thu May 25, 2006 7:50 am
- Forum: The Gospel
- Topic: Food Rules of the SOI
- Replies: 3
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Food Rules of the SOI
The Smiters of Iniquity support the slaughter of cows, sheep, pig and most other animals for the sake of human consumption. We like our meat, darn it! We however do not approve of human sacrifice, and strongly condemn any violence towards other humans, including rape and murder. This is just to set ...
- Wed May 24, 2006 1:47 am
- Forum: General
- Topic: Welcome to the Smiters of Iniquity Forum
- Replies: 5
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Welcome to the Smiters of Iniquity Forum
The Smiters of Iniquity is a new religion founded on the concept that humans are created in the image of the universe (which we regard as "god"), because humans, like the universe, are mostly carbon-based life forms. I've decided to also incorporate a bit of traffic law, specifically relat...