I have decided to name the months after Disciples as they stop breathing. It's as good a reason as any.
Therefore, Month One will be known as Ian.
It will run for 37 days from x.1.1 to x.1.37 (22 May to 27 June in the Gregorian calendar).
Dancing pirates are optional.
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- Sat May 07, 2011 11:51 pm
- Forum: Calendar
- Topic: Counting System and Calendar
- Replies: 1
- Views: 14412
- Sat May 07, 2011 11:43 pm
- Forum: Membership
- Topic: Disciple Ian is Mostly Carbon
- Replies: 0
- Views: 14018
Disciple Ian is Mostly Carbon
On BS 5.6.2 (22 October 2010 in the Gregorian Calendar), Disciple Ian took his last breath as a living Mostly Carbon life form, and became a Mostly Carbon group of molecules, as well as our first venerated member of the Smiters of Iniquity.
He will henceforth be known as Smiter Ian.
He will henceforth be known as Smiter Ian.
- Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:39 pm
- Forum: The Gospel
- Topic: The Gospel According to Jeremy
- Replies: 0
- Views: 14563
The Gospel According to Jeremy
1 In the beginning there was the Word. 2 It was a good Word. 3 In fact it was several. 4 Not only did the Word have several meanings, but it was also several words with one meaning. 5 People would verily comment that the Word was indeed meaningful, although sometimes it could be a bit wordy. 6 Afte...
- Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:31 pm
- Forum: Membership
- Topic: The Official Membership of the SOI
- Replies: 0
- Views: 9842
The Official Membership of the SOI
I hereby declare free membership for the first ten disciples in my new religion. Kids, you're going to learn this stuff at school one day, just like I did once upon a time. Now's your chance to be part of something better organised than Christianity, with better food than Judaism, and fewer rules th...
- Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:44 am
- Forum: Calendar
- Topic: Daylight Savings
- Replies: 0
- Views: 9430
Daylight Savings
The current International Date Line and time zone system allows for an average of four minutes per degree of rotation of the earth, or 240 seconds. If we were to revise our time system with a shorter second, this would create a rounding error with the existing longitude measurements. For every degre...
- Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:33 am
- Forum: Calendar
- Topic: Time System
- Replies: 0
- Views: 9417
Time System
There are 86 400 seconds in a day, as currently calculated. We will divide the day into two equal parts, each consisting of ten hour periods. Each hour will be 4 320 seconds long. Since there will be 60 minutes in an hour, each hour will be 72 minutes long. What we'd really like is for there to be a...
- Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:16 am
- Forum: Calendar
- Topic: Counting System and Calendar
- Replies: 1
- Views: 14412
Counting System and Calendar
On 22 May 2009 [GC, or Gregorian Calendar], we will enter the Smiter Year BS 4. Traditionally, the counting system has been a simple one: day 1 of the year is .001, day 2 is .002, and so on. In the case of 22 December 2008, the date was 3.215. To simplify matters even further, and to enjoy compatibi...
- Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:55 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Buy Our Stuff
- Replies: 0
- Views: 15008
Buy Our Stuff
The Smiters of Iniquity Shop is now available. Please buy our stuff at http://www.cafepress.com/smiters/
- Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:12 pm
- Forum: Hymns
- Topic: Smite their hands
- Replies: 0
- Views: 14504
Smite their hands
Smite their hands
All ye smiters
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful triumph
Smite their hands
All ye smiters
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful praise
Carbon! Carbon!
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful triumph
Carbon! Carbon!
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful praise.
All ye smiters
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful triumph
Smite their hands
All ye smiters
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful praise
Carbon! Carbon!
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful triumph
Carbon! Carbon!
Shout unto Smiter
With joyful praise.
- Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:05 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Still going strong
- Replies: 2
- Views: 12220
Re: Still going strong
We're back, and on phpBB 3.2!
- Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:48 pm
- Forum: General
- Topic: Still going strong
- Replies: 2
- Views: 12220
Still going strong
Even the creator of a new religion has problems. This time it's JustConnect's inability to provide a service to install a Sentech antenna at the Smiter's new home. Thus, the leadership is without Internet until further notice. We are still here however, and preaching the Word of Smiting.
- Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:20 am
- Forum: The Gospel
- Topic: Like it or lump it...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 11706
- Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:17 am
- Forum: The Gospel
- Topic: The first Revelation according to Rick
- Replies: 1
- Views: 9605
- Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:34 pm
- Forum: Membership
- Topic: Profile: Randolph West
- Replies: 0
- Views: 9660
Profile: Randolph West
Randolph was born on the banks of the Iddle I Po River on 22 December 1196.
They currently live in a cloud castle with their husband Marinus, the High Priestess of the Smiters of Iniquity.
They have 47 children, all natural births.
They currently live in a cloud castle with their husband Marinus, the High Priestess of the Smiters of Iniquity.
They have 47 children, all natural births.
- Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:19 am
- Forum: The Gospel
- Topic: Recogniser of Idiots
- Replies: 0
- Views: 10223
Recogniser of Idiots
Joseph Kynaston Reeves has been inducted into the Smiters of Iniquity as an official Recogniser of Idiots, as per his blog entry on Samuel Sales Saraiva, a confimed idiot.